Best. Photo. Ever.

This photo appears courtesy of Awkward Family Photos. It's gems like these that renew my hope for the human race.

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rob-twocats.jpg

Disney FAIL

This image appears courtesy of the Disney Channel's new show, "Jungle Junction". It's supposedly a picture of a fire station, but we're not so sure. Preschool appropriate, my ass.

AdSense doesn't always make sense...

First off, I want to stress that while I would love to make a bit of money by advertising on my blog, there are some things I'd rather not promote. If you take a look at the automatically-generated ads that have been graciously provided by Google AdSense, you will notice that they have personalized my ads using topics covered in my blog... Unfortunately, they think I'm a crackhead.

Dead Celebs? Tacky, Tacky, Tacky.

Happy Halloween - R.I.P. if you can... As the following link from USA Today shows, there really is no rest for the wicked... or in this case, famous. Possibly both. Whatever.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2009-09-25-skeleton-dead-celebs_N.htm

Sh*t my dad says

I'd like to offer thanks to my husband, who showed me this Twitter "tweet". It's from a guy in his late 20's who lives with his 73-year-old dad. The title is pretty much self-explanatory, and while it's one of the funniest things I've ever read, I just thought I'd put a disclaimer up: The language is VERY BAD! There aren't any naughty photos, or anything, but if you're afraid of the shiznit word and the F-bomb, don't click on this link:
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
If you don't feel comfortable clicking, I've gone ahead and posted one of the myriad awesome quotes below, so you don't completely miss out just because you've got morals:
"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."

Why Cats Love Halloween:

I think this photo pretty much speaks for itself... and is one of the many reasons that I'm a "dog person".

How Could it go Wrong When it Felt So Right?

Ahh, the path of true love ne'er did run smooth... In a shocking turn of events, porn star Tera Patrick and her heavily tattooed man-muffin, Evan Seinfeld have called it quits. It's a true American tragedy when a seemingly perfect-for-each-other pair split up. I guess it goes to show that you never can tell!