Sh*t my dad says

I'd like to offer thanks to my husband, who showed me this Twitter "tweet". It's from a guy in his late 20's who lives with his 73-year-old dad. The title is pretty much self-explanatory, and while it's one of the funniest things I've ever read, I just thought I'd put a disclaimer up: The language is VERY BAD! There aren't any naughty photos, or anything, but if you're afraid of the shiznit word and the F-bomb, don't click on this link:
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
If you don't feel comfortable clicking, I've gone ahead and posted one of the myriad awesome quotes below, so you don't completely miss out just because you've got morals:
"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."