Best. Photo. Ever.

This photo appears courtesy of Awkward Family Photos. It's gems like these that renew my hope for the human race.

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rob-twocats.jpg

Disney FAIL

This image appears courtesy of the Disney Channel's new show, "Jungle Junction". It's supposedly a picture of a fire station, but we're not so sure. Preschool appropriate, my ass.

AdSense doesn't always make sense...

First off, I want to stress that while I would love to make a bit of money by advertising on my blog, there are some things I'd rather not promote. If you take a look at the automatically-generated ads that have been graciously provided by Google AdSense, you will notice that they have personalized my ads using topics covered in my blog... Unfortunately, they think I'm a crackhead.

Dead Celebs? Tacky, Tacky, Tacky.

Happy Halloween - R.I.P. if you can... As the following link from USA Today shows, there really is no rest for the wicked... or in this case, famous. Possibly both. Whatever.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2009-09-25-skeleton-dead-celebs_N.htm

Sh*t my dad says

I'd like to offer thanks to my husband, who showed me this Twitter "tweet". It's from a guy in his late 20's who lives with his 73-year-old dad. The title is pretty much self-explanatory, and while it's one of the funniest things I've ever read, I just thought I'd put a disclaimer up: The language is VERY BAD! There aren't any naughty photos, or anything, but if you're afraid of the shiznit word and the F-bomb, don't click on this link:
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
If you don't feel comfortable clicking, I've gone ahead and posted one of the myriad awesome quotes below, so you don't completely miss out just because you've got morals:
"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."

Why Cats Love Halloween:

I think this photo pretty much speaks for itself... and is one of the many reasons that I'm a "dog person".

How Could it go Wrong When it Felt So Right?

Ahh, the path of true love ne'er did run smooth... In a shocking turn of events, porn star Tera Patrick and her heavily tattooed man-muffin, Evan Seinfeld have called it quits. It's a true American tragedy when a seemingly perfect-for-each-other pair split up. I guess it goes to show that you never can tell!

Quite the Card...

Sorry your boyfriend has a small penis by notmoira on Etsy

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Could my Antidepressant be Interfering with my Cocaine?

So, I had to share this little gem with you all. I went on http://www.druginfonet.com to see if shaky hands were common while on the antidepressant Wellbutrin, and got to see this little nugget, posted on a forum by an anonymous crackhead:

Question: I know that crack isn't recommended, but the question needs to be asked, so we can assume the warnings against the crack itself are already covered. I am taking 150mg of Wellbutrin per day and I want to know how crack interacts with the drug. I know that both deal with dopamine, but are they both doing the same thing, or are they creating opposite affects? I've only tried crack a couple of times, but when I did, my normally slow and very quiet heartbeats became so strong I could feel it with my hand and literally see it pounding below where my ribcage meets. I also experienced a momentary loss of breath as if the oxygen was taken out of the room. Is this because of the crack itself, or a reaction between the crack and the Wellbutrin? Others didn't seem to have the same reactions. I'm also taking Estratest and Synthroid. My blood pressure is typically low and my pulse, even during exercise, barely gets above 70. I can't seem to find any info on this matter, so any help would be appreciated. Please do not post my email address. Thank you.

Answer: There are no direct studies on the interaction of Wellbutrin and cocaine. Both would increase the risk of seizures. As to which is causing the heart rate, I would assume the cocaine. But, there is no clear way of knowing without taking each independently.

For the die-hard Twilight enthusiast...

Now you can re-enact your own scenes from the movie, "Twilight". For only $23.99, you can make a more interesting version of this critically-abandoned movie. These action figures have absolutely no facial expression, and their joints move stiffly - just like Edward and Bella! Talk about being true to the movie!

Do I even need to explain?

I really don't know if there are any words that can adequately describe how WRONG this is.
I mean, seriously (this is Kelly Osbourne, just in case you cared).